The Introduction
She’s a California college girl with good green, expensive taste, big plans, and very high standards.
Undergrad, grad school, a post-bac because she changed her mind and wants another degree — the exact answer isn’t important. Being a student is.
She’s probably late to something. She’ll still get an A. She knows where the good dispensary is. She has opinions about what’s in your bag.
She likes green things. She likes money. She likes beautiful things. She likes being smart. She likes California. None of these things contradict each other.
The familiar phrase is Mary Jane. Our girl is Marry Jane — married to the money. And, well. You know.